SLOAFSHINE™: Herald of the Midday Vortex

🌞 SLOAFSHINE™: Herald of the Midday Vortex

Born from the molten glow of a noon that never ends, this shirt doesn’t bring sunshine — it is the sunshine.

☀️ This psychedelic beacon of bold nonsense features:
• A grinning, possibly judgmental sun with too much knowledge
• Swirling vortex rays that may or may not influence your dreams
• Visual energy that says “I microwave empanadas in the void”

🔮 Designed in the SLOAFOPSYCHIC tradition, this is a tribute to:
• 60s mind-melt poster art
• 80s brand-less brand aesthetic
• Cosmic sunshine with an attitude

💸 Free shipping because it’s lunchtime and the sun demands tribute.

Brought to you by Commander SLOAF.
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