WEARABLE HERESIES

You ever try to find a ground beef taco—hard shell, actually crispy lettuce, bright red chopped tomatoes, and sour cream inside—and realize no one makes them anymore?

This shop exists in that space, where something simple, beautiful, and crunchy used to be.

Welcome to the Commander SLOAF Shop.
Where the tacos are theoretical, but the heresies are wearable.

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